webtarded

the inablility to navigate the web with ease.

I am feeling totally webtarded because I just purchased the same thing four times within one minute. darn 'continue' button...

by anonymous_a April 14, 2008

wiitarded

A label used to define an individual that is incapable of playing a Nintendo Wii with any amount of skill. Their coordination and kinetic abilities are so insufficient that they are laughed out of any Wii playing session.

" Hey! Gary hit himself in the balls with the Wii-mote again! He's so goddamn wiitarded. "

by J Lau December 30, 2006

bastarded

Being an annoyong psychopath with an IQ of less than 80.

My bastarded friend, Steve, was still in a special class in high school, even though he could dismember a live body in under 20 seconds.

by onlyi2i January 20, 2012

wintarded

A mac user unable to do basic tasks on a windows platform.

Yo man, my buddy Dave uses Macs cause he's wintarded!

by Bormon March 11, 2007

Wiitarded

someone who blames the nintendo company for the distruction of thier tv due to the throwing of a wiimote

" Did you hear about those people in the news sueing nintendo? They are so Wiitarded."
Example uses wiitarded in a sentence.

by ~Alex ~ March 31, 2008

castarded

1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.

2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.

3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.

I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.

by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005

Wittarded

Someone who has absolutely no sense of humor. They don't understand jokes, even the simplest, and they certainly can tell a joke.

I took that chick to see the "Hangover" and she didn't laugh or even crack a smile. She is so wittarded!

by f2xtimes October 18, 2014