Wankenstein

A wankenstein is produced through the act of wanking so hard that the friction produces an electrical charge. This charge is then passed onto the sperm. One of these sperm will inevitably, once conceived and given birth to, become a wankenstein. The product is not only a wankenstein but is also a savage monster with a 15inch penis. Once enraged, the wankenstein' s penis will, in a similar manor to a hose, spray killer sperm onto its victims who are them devoward alive. Should a wankenstein ever impregnate a female, the offspring will also be a wankenstein. This cycle will continue and 'give birth' to the wankenstein apocolips.

The wankenstein broke into school this morning and killed Mr Squarkings

by Boogle Monster November 16, 2017

christopher walken

The opposite of Christopher Reeves.

"I gotta have more cowbell." -- Christopher Walken on SNL

by Coell September 6, 2005

Wackensack

A place people would consider a "fly-over" town or city. It is a small, undeveloped area of a state. Some might call it uncultured...

I don't know how they do it down in Wackensack but here in Kansas City, we don't use sporks.

by newyorkcitylondonlosangeles December 22, 2017

walkenshloffen

When two people are walking toward each other and in an attempt to get out of each others way they both move to the same side resulting in an awkward dance of sorts.

guy1: i just had a walkenshloffen in the hallway
guy2: wow that's awkward
guy1: yeah we kept on stepping into each others way... i hate walking.

by donzo24 July 8, 2010

Wankentine's Day

This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.

Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankentine's Day

Frank: Same to you Bob.

by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

christopher walken

The second coming of Christ.

"When I'm finished, you'll all be wearinf gold-plated diapers." - Christopher Walken

by Drama_King March 11, 2008

Christopher Walken

Quite possibly the only man alive to be able to beat Chuck Norris ass.

Also an Academy Award winning actor.

Christopher Walken can whoop Chuck Norris up and down washington Street.

by Steven4444444 October 9, 2008