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Vancouver, Washington

A church inside a former Kmart.

That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.
"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."

"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"
by Papa Zita March 9, 2020
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Walshit

chain of discount stores where you can buy tires and tampons in one visit. Obese women riding in motorized shopping carts wearing Tweety Bird shirts and stretchy pants are often spotted buying sheet cakes and 5 gallon vats of Vlasic pickles for $1 at this store.
I bought a 5 gallon drum of peanut butter for $4 at Walshit.
by Litl_mama_e October 15, 2009
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Washington Compost

The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.
by JTF February 28, 2008
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Belly Wash

A nickname for a soft drink.

It is a commonly used by the now deceased Angry Grandpa, the protagonist of the popular youtube channel The Angry Grandpa Show. He would use this when he would order an Orange Hi-C
by Ryzer2904 August 18, 2018
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Orange Belly-Wash

"Orange Belly-Wash" is a term commonly used as an alternative to Orange Hi-C. It is especially common in the Southern United States. It was made popular by now deceased YouTube Star, Charles Green - also known as "Angry Grandpa".
I want a Big Orange Belly-Wash please
by BeachedBoat September 22, 2020
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wash my hands

When you're getting rid of someone or something in your life.
They're so toxic in my life! I'm just going to wash my hands of them and move on.
by DickDFW July 29, 2017
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Walshing

Taking a selfie when you have a normally public place all to yourself.
I was walshing on the train again, which never happens at rush hour.
by SgtJackrum74 April 19, 2019
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