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washboard 

a variation of scratching your testicles, where you grab the the bottom of your sac and stretch it downwards while scratching in an up and down motion with the other hand
the pinch and roll didn't get rid of my itch so i had to do the washboard
washboard by 666_tower May 3, 2009

Washboard 

Steve: dude what happened last night

Tim: dude i washboarded this girl so hard in the bathroom
Steve: sweet call next time so we can washboard her

Taylor: this guy tried to washboard me last night but his penis was too small
Kelly: aww that sucks

Anna: why are breathing heavy
Jake: im washboarding this girl
Washboard by WashboardedChick April 12, 2011

Washboard 

A girl who frequently participates in unfavorable acts most commonly of a sexual or annoyingly girly manner.
Guy #1: Victoria is back with Chet, and they are about to watch Jersey Shore.

Guy#2: What a washboard.
Washboard by Battz March 28, 2010

washboard 

Irresistably and insanely cool.
Oh my fucking god! That trick was so washboard.
washboard by Who me? March 16, 2005

washboard abs

Well worked on, and to put it into some sort of perspective, its what you would call some Nice, lean, sexy, clean, buff, ABS!! If you uneed some proof that this is even possible, check out Usher! He got his washboard abs practically trademarked! ya dig?
What up?

YO! Check out that guy's washboard abs!

WOW!! You serious? Is that really him?? Man, he works out good!
washboard abs by CK-Money February 25, 2007

Washboard Nads 

When the testes get really cold and shrivel up and get tight and hard - the wrinkles are the washboard and the testes are the nads!
Dad: Son, why the hell did you turn the AC down so low? It's freezing!
Son: I'm trying to get washboard nads motherfucker!!!
Washboard Nads by bonedish July 6, 2017