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French and Indian Wargasm

It's that thing when a French person and an Indian person are having sex, but then a British person requests a threesome and totally conquers the bedroom, having the greatest orgasm of all.
Did you hear about Dorothea? She totally gave Sitting Bull and Pepe a run for their money in an epic French and Indian Wargasm.
by plikesbiscuits August 15, 2011
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Wargaming'd

Usually used when being fucked over, normaly by Wargaming.
"Woah, this is so expensive but I can't buy it anyway else"

"I believe you've been Wargaming'd"

"Fuck my life"
by DaddyShrewd August 17, 2017
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Modern Wargasm

This is a combination of noun and verb.

Noun::: A.K.A. CoD Modern Warfare 2... only the most anticipated game that has dropped in, quite possibly, EVER!!!

Verb::: The act of playing CoD:MW2 and having an epic orgasm, or a wargasm. For a basic description of what happens while pwning n00bs in MW2, please see the Lonely Island video: Jizz In My Pants.
JCop::: Dude, are you ready for some Modern Wargasm all night tonight???

Ryzzle::: Guys, I was playing Modern Wargasm last night and had a modern wargasm.

DakOfDoom::: I just had a modern wargasm!!!
by RAWphenom November 16, 2009
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wargasm

n. 1 the climax of gaming excitement, either FPS or RTS, characterised by intensely pleasurable sensations centred in the brain. 2 the climax of combat excitement often felt by military personnel around the world, especially if they are on the winning side, characterised by intensely pleasurable sensations centred in the brain. 3 the climax of cinematic excitement, characterised by intensely pleasurable sensations centred in the brain after having watched a war film or films. v. have a wargasm.
-ORIGIN C20: From Brit.
"I had a right wargasm after finally completing the game in single player mode."

also

".....so I let rip with a full mag' into his chest and he just spun around and fell right over the balcony. It took a week to get over that wargasm."

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"I had a total wargasm last night, after watching 'Saving Private Ryan' and 'Band of Brothers' back to back"
by Dick Splash February 28, 2005
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Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.
Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

procrasturbation sargasm orgasm procrastination
by el whispering eye October 18, 2010
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Eargasmical

When a sound (typically a song or speech) is so perfect it overwhelms you with a feeling of strong bliss and pleasure, much like an orgasm... except in your ear.
1. OMG! Alex Gaskarth's (All Time Low lead singer) voice is so perfect it's eargasmical
2. That speech was so perfectly orated I almost had an eargasm
by Kingbossum October 2, 2012
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Star Wargasm

(noun); a euphoric sensation brought about by any and all Star Wars movies, games, literature, paraphernalia, etc.
"Dude, when I heard EA was making Battlefront 3, I had the biggest Star Wargasm in years."
by JackedUp May 9, 2013
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