wanky

something that is a mix of whacky and wonky.

girl but my stomach is too wanky today to eat
guy: WANKY ?
other girl: yeah
girl: lol
another girl: wank?
guy: UMMMM
other girl: a mix of whacky and wonky

by Jiggs13 October 22, 2010

wanky

wank:to masturbate.
wanky:see krappenshite also bollocks
wanker:one who masterbates.also total twat.

you fuckin wanker!!
are you wankin in my underwear!?
whats this pile of wanky crap?

by Tommy toe poker August 17, 2003

wanky

A very big dick

Yall don't wanna see da wanky.

by Taylor November 24, 2003

wanky

1.) A simple term for a mans PENIS

2.) noun for a person who is obnoxious and constantly being perverted, also for a person who is just an ass

1.) I've got a big wanky!

2.) YOU'RE A FUCKING WANKY!

by georgeman February 26, 2003

wanky

hanky that u wank into a lot

"shit" mums only gone and washed my wanky,,, where can i empty my load now

by dvda March 29, 2004

wanky-wanky

A nice way to say "a wank".

Dad: What are you doing?
Son: Just having a wanky-wanky!
Dad: Fair enough.

by thetwww October 19, 2015

Wanky

Something that looks or sound inappropriate. It can also mean something that something is obvious or stupid. Also happens to be Santana(the greatest character ever)'s catch phrase.

Example 1:
Carl-"You guys have a hole to fill and i'm just trying to help will it"
Santana-"Wanky"
Emma-"Santana!"

Example 2:

Kitty- "You're so funny and self deprecating, we're so much alike"
Quinn- Looks around in confusion
Santana- "Wanky"

Example 3:

Puck- "Once you see a baby come out of a girls magic garden everything else is easily acceptable"
Quinn-"I think I love you puck. And I know it's not gonna be easy what, with me and you being me and you. But, i'd rather do

hard with you than easy with someone else."
Santana- "Wanky"
Quinn- "Santana for once i'd appreciate it if you kept you inevitable snark to yourself.

by Auntie Snix March 16, 2020