wanky 

means something useless, boring, stupid or pointless

this topic is so wanky

wanky by lovechild56 April 7, 2010

Wanky 

When something (usually technological) acts in a finicky or inconsistently operable fashion.

"My internet usually runs smooth but today it's been acting a little wanky."

"I'd give you a ride but I don't know if my car is going start. It's been a bit wanky lately."

Wanky by mailboxfish October 4, 2011

wanky 

kai has a wanky knee

kai has a wanky knee and i’m gonna boot it ❤️

wanky by i love kai February 8, 2022

wanky 

a term used by people who try to claim that their dislike of something is justified

Person A: "that is wanky, so therefore i don't like it"

Person B: "but isn't it only wanky BECAUSE you don't like it"

Person A: "shut up, i like my logically fallacious argument"

wanky by blahblahblah June 8, 2004

Wanky 

To be cranky and to whine.

"Stop being wanky or i wil ground you."

Wanky by digigoogi August 16, 2009

wanky 

adverb: a feeling of overwhelming sexual arousal that comes over you when you've got no other sexual outlet than masturbation (wanking off, having a wank, etc.). Like horny except that horniness may include the arousal that comes when you actually have a partner to relieve the sexual tension with, or can get one.

Carrie: "God, I watched Troy again and I've been feeling wanky over Brad Pitt all day."
Janet: "Why do you do this to yourself? Just call up Greg and get him down there for a booty call!"
Carrie: "I can't. He'll think I still have feelings for him. I'm just gonna get in a hot bath and wank it out of my system."

wanky by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author June 12, 2007

Wanky 

Completely absurd, crazy, ludicrous

Evan you are acting so wanky

Wanky by nglettire April 3, 2008