wankfest

In early teenage years, for a group of developing boys to slide their penis from their slowly unzipped fly to show to the friend sitting next to them. They compare size and generally get rather hard. Then they test if they can ejaculate yet. For later dates they name these gatherings "a wankfest".

Billy: "Jeez Tommy yours is so darn big!"
Tommy: "Dude, I KNOW!!"
Jimmy: *Holds out a tissue* "GUYS GUYS... I'VE CAME!"
Billy: "We are SO having another wankfest next Friday!"

by willyjuniorD October 1, 2005

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wankies

the proprietory brand of paper handerchiefs found under the bed of a wanker ready for any nocturnal emissions to avoid the need to zoffle. individually wrapped in packets of 3 (Weekend Wankies) 7 (Weekly Wankies) and 25 (Cant Get a Girlfriend Wankies). Wankies are normally bought by men with extremely well developed biceps, poor eyesight and an unhealthy interest in librarys. NB Please note the health warning on the Wankies packet emphasising the need to dispose of used Wankies before the splooge genetically mutates and engulfs an area the size of New Mexico

" I can't wait for the weekend, I've got my bongomags, a tub of vaseline and enough Wankies to clog up the Potomac River"

by Bobman UK October 26, 2006

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wankfest

to wank or masterbate for hours and hours with a good supply of porn of one's choice and a good supply of lube. Done without lube and you risk getting an inflated foreskin or even worse blisters on your cock. wankfest parties are less common than solo wankfests but still more common than you'de think especially common amongst fourteen to fifteen year olds.

jayden organised a wankfest party but had to call it off when the lady at the video store told him he was too young to hire porn

by jayden kahi December 9, 2008

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