Wankarium 

n.
A box room containing a chair, a computer and a sock drawer.

Stuck for things to do one day, Jeff made good use of his Wankarium.

Wankarium by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005

Wankering 

The act of getting wankered

I've had a long week Jim. I'm hankering for a wankering!

Wankering by homunculus123 April 29, 2020

Wankerous

Something self-indulgent, of interest only to the person who produced it. This thing inspires rancor.

The blog entry detailing the deep inner thoughts and feelings of the writer was extremely wankerous.

Wankerous by Giselle G May 3, 2010

wankerlust 

The innate desire to masturbate around the world.

"My wankerlust has been stifled by my financial ailments my entire life."

"Racking up those frequent flyer miles to expedite my wankerlust even further."

wankerlust by bman0255 October 14, 2013

Wanderism 

A saying by TTPG board member wander that uses incorrect grammar and sentence structure a statement that only makes sense to wander. A statement or sentence that is funny because of how retarded it sounds.

Wanderism "I will tell you what the problem.
I don't know where you come from but can you explain to me what you put in and explain it really well.

I have other things to do then to think below your belt.
There‘s a lot in the mess itself.

You were self defense"

Wanderism by joepizza September 5, 2010

wankerist 

A person who's perfected the art of being a wanker.

This man is the wankerist customer I have ever dealt with. What a wanker.

wankerist by MrD. February 1, 2018

Wankerisims 

when somebody doesnt know what they are talking about

this jerk-off is full of wankerisims

Wankerisims by badboy September 17, 2003