wally

A person who doesn't know what is happening to them or why they are waiting for such a long time in a particular place.

"Just Made"
Then popped in this lovely bag
So you don't have to wait around like a wally.
Slogan used by the food chain Pret a Manger.

by David Hogg September 23, 2008

wally

Drunken midget often found attached to doors on QuikTrip convenience stores

Wally sunofabitch is back at QuikTrip telling me "CUL8R,"
as i walk out with my frezoni.

by One With Large Penis November 6, 2007

wally

a male human being who enjoys being finger fucked by three fingers in the ass while getting a blowjob.

allie says: its wally time. wally says: ok let me bend over.

by bob bill george chicken March 10, 2009

wally

noun; someone who wears all abercrombie and puka shell necklaces even in the winter. blonde tip hair,popped collars,capri's,socks and sandals,hoop earings,and an ego of one who thinks their super sweet when in fact they are stuck in some unexplainable "wally" world. female="sally"

"Look at Jordan! He is such a wally"

by tonygindahouse December 20, 2004

wally

Acronym for a juicer from "Women always look lovingly at you."

"Bungee never gets the frigidaire from the tassels; they think he's a total wally."

by djdna April 25, 2004

wally

a wife who is usally clumbsy and breaks every thing she touches.

the kind of wife who falls over her own feet or reverses her car into yours.

My wife is a wally
what a wall

was that you wally

by HIPDUDE November 13, 2011

wally

to be a fucking douce bag and walk out on your kids

" you that douce bag who left his kids is such a wally"

by todoublediamonds February 4, 2010