Wallmination

To perform anal penetration on someone with intestinal catarrh, whilst at the same time thrusting a cauliflower up in their ear. Usually done with a large set of frass easily attainable, to ease the eardamage.

Phil: Last night I had to go to the grocery store to get more cauliflowers after my boyfriends wallmination.
Patsy: Wallmination, ey?
Phil: What?

by Øyvind Hanssen Strømsheim April 13, 2007

wallbanger

Conservative talk radio host, Michael Savage's, nickname for fellow talk radio host Sean Hannity.

Don't call me a great American. That's something that wallbanger likes to hear.

by Reuben D. December 9, 2007

Wallbanger

Sexual intercourse that takes place up against a wall, usually furtive. Most often takes place due to not being able to share a bedroom with one's love when visiting family for the holidays, because of strict parental guidelines, regardless of one's age.

While everyone was in the dining room feasting on the Christmas goose, Mark and Christine snuck around the corner by the den for a wallbanger before dessert arrived on the table.

by Alexandra August 19, 2004

wallbang

To impact a target with ballistics via wall-penetration.

Wallbang that guy on the second floor, crouching under that window.

by McRedhead June 2, 2014

WALDMAN

A state of paranoia when a fellow employee becomes aware that he or she isn’t as proficient at their job as they thought and other workers are doing a faster, better job. This usually promotes the employee to undermine the other workers by sabotaging dead lines, filing fictitious grievances, or slander.

I heard someone did a WALDMAN on Brian and he missed the deadline for his project.

by Dingo2 November 22, 2006

Oly Wallbang

Sex position between two males popularized by older men, possibly from the Olympia, Washington area. Generally taking place in parking lots behind bars, man #1 faces retaining wall, building wall, etc. while man #2 enters him anally. Reach around optional.

Dude when I came out of the bar last night there were 4 sets of guys Oly Wallbangin' in the parking lot!

by Hahnnotsolo June 2, 2010

Kevin Waltman

Bacon connoisseur and inventor of the Butter Patch. AKA Pepperoni, the Baconator, Sad Kevin, or Happy Kevin.

see also bacon

That Kevin Waltman...he's one bacon lovin', butter melting hunk of man!

by The Shiny Apple June 15, 2011