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Wildman

A man who has dated/is currently dating a psycho girl...And survived. A wildman either inadvertently finds himself in situations where he attracts crazy girls and proceeds to date them or actively seeks out crazy girls for the great sex.

More often than not, a wildman finds himself in a vicious cycle of dating crazy girls until a combination of complete emotional exhaustion and PTSD drives him to stop.
Random Chad 1: You the guy that dated psycho Sally over there?
Wildman: Uh yeah that was me...
Random Chad 1: That's just hot shit...You're a wildman you know that? He's a wildman you know that? I wanna shake your hand.

Random Chad 2: What's the best way to go about...Dating these crazy girls?
Wildman: The way you don't die sir.
Random Chad 2: That's a good one... Spoken like a wildman.
by wild-man January 13, 2020
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The Wallman jog

The act of running around Wallman Hall of Fairmont State University (Located in Fairmont, WV). This is normally due to an actor's need to enter from the opposite side of the stage in a very short amount of time.
OMG! I need to enter SR in just one scene!" "Better take the Wallman jog!
by Masquers chick December 4, 2010
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waldmadump

The complete sucking and lack of skill in all forms of video games. If someone is suffering from waldmadump they will lose no matter how hard they or anyone on their team(if it's a team game) try.
Cory: Kevin what's going on with you today you have died 10 times and haven't killed anyone.
Kevin: I've taken a Waldmadump today man, I'm sorry.
Cory: Well we lost now.
by Lawrence Waldman July 28, 2014
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wildman

a person who is a crazy fuck who does anything for the rush. this person can be calm one second, then turn "wild" the next. you don't want to fuck with this person
F wildmAn G.
by F wildmAn G December 13, 2009
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wadman

A name for a man that seems very confident and competant.
Hey, check that wadman over there, hes kinda hot!
by moat99 May 18, 2021
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Kevin Waltman

Bacon connoisseur and inventor of the Butter Patch. AKA Pepperoni, the Baconator, Sad Kevin, or Happy Kevin.

see also bacon
That Kevin Waltman...he's one bacon lovin', butter melting hunk of man!
by The Shiny Apple June 15, 2011
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waldyman

to spank endangered seagulls with a passion
When Leroy was a troubled soul, he would often waldyman to get away from his daily encounters with postmen.
by SHayn July 7, 2003
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