Wafting Chuck

While in a hungover state a person sits up while leaning back on the couch to get a sip of water, after having farted, and the smell is so raunchy it causes that person to vomit in their own lap. Usually compared to the bottled scent of a blue waffle.

" Dude, John drank too much Jager last night and gave himself a wafting chuck, now he's cleaning the mess."

by Marydoyouwanna June 3, 2013

Fart wafting

Fart wafting is a way to share your fart with other people..or if you just feel like a cheeky sniff of the badboy yourself. The conventional way to "fart waft" is to cup your hand slightly and use mainly the wrist to waft the fart away. The more experianced fart wafters tend to put backspin and better wrist movements to help the fart travel. If you want to share your fart to many people then some fart wafters tend to use a book, magazine or folder of some kind.

after letting of a massive fart, gaymouth did some fart wafting.

by Alfred Alan December 8, 2010

Cunny wafting

Aka 'Wafting the cunny'...A simple yet potent manoeuvre whereby the individual (usually female) cups a hand between the legs and with a steady dragging motion wafts the natural odour of her vagina (aka 'cunny') towards an unsuspecting victim/grateful recipient.

My eyes are still burning from all that cunny wafting at breakfast.

I've never known anyone to be so good at cunny wafting...even from a distance it was like eating a fillet-o-fish.

by Smelly Flaps January 19, 2009

Mad-Wafting

When your vagina is so intoxicating that the guy falls asleep before having sex.

He put his head in my lap and I started Mad-Wafting him and he started snoring loudly.

by Df1434 December 5, 2021

Ball Wafting

To fart on someone else's balls, not invented by The sizzling sex bastard.

Matt: "I let him fart onto my ball sack".
Carl: "I didnt have you down as the ball wafting type"

by Jizz Eagle February 28, 2011

Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.

The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.

by Creamsodatheory May 12, 2013

butt wafting

The rediculous notion that when spooning the little spoons butt odor shoots up through the covers right into the nostrils of the big spoon.

Ewwww tyler i am catching a nasty butt wafting effect.

by TR+EW=Buttwaft(apparently) February 25, 2008