wad

cum that is fired from a mans penis, after he either pleases himself or fucks another person.

oh my god, that wad was big, it went everywere!

by cort_09 October 24, 2007

wad

A man's ejaculation

I blew my wad on her face
I blew a wad in my pants after seeing that girl

by SomeRandomPerson111 May 5, 2009

wad

a delicious brownie-like dessert invented, made, and named, by Glen in the movie "Accepted".

Glen: "look what i did"
Bartleby: "ugh! what are those?"
G: i call 'em GlenWads. they contain every delicious flavor in every single bite, try one"
B: "i'm not gunna lie to you, they look discusting."
G: "this shit will get you high on flavor alone"
Blonde Chick: "glen, i love your wads."

-later-

Hoyt: "what are you doing?"
Bartleby: "i'm eatin' a wad."

by capitan chevale January 3, 2008

wad

“Wad” is a males version of wap. Wet ass dick.

That man totally has a wad.

by Hana Depp October 13, 2020

wad

Another word for 'penis'. Commonly used as an insult.

Girl: "Ah I just spilled milk all over the floor'
Boy: "Haha you're such a wad!"

Girl 1: (sarcastically) "Nice skirt"
Girl 2: "Don't be a wad"

Boy: "I cheated on you.."
Girl: "Oh my god you wad!"

by maddddie93 October 2, 2009

wad

Short for what

wad the hey?!
wad are you doing?

by ShaolinIsaac December 22, 2008

wad

An annoying kid. Pain in the ass kids. Basically, any kid.

"Bill showed up today, and as usual, he brought his WADS with him." (Based on previuos definitions, this is a good name for a kid, as, where do they start from???)

by Iva Biggun July 25, 2008