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wacktangle

1. (noun) A rectangle with no right angles. That's wack.
2. (adjective) Describes an object or situation that is as wack as a rectangle with no right angles. Wacktangular.
Ex1:
Ever since my friend Jess found out she is pregnant, she has been drinking 3 liters of goat urine to help her baby get essential vitamins. But it turns out that goat urine increases the risk of your baby being born Chinese. That's kinda' wacktangular.

Ex2:
Herman cheated on his wife of 98 years with a young prostitute from Venezuela. Instead of telling his wife that he contracted herpes and the clap, he gave her both and blamed them on her. Jeff is a wacktangle!
wacktangle by not_a_wacktangle February 13, 2013
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Wakistani 

Wakistani
White lady who marries a Pakistani man and tries to hard to fit in. Asian clothes, face vail, praying five times a day, teaching Asian how to be Asian, she is a white lady trying to be a Pakistani aka wakistani.
Wakistani by Wakistani May 10, 2020
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wackstaf 

A fucking british brager bitch who just dosent know what to do with his life.
Why the fuck is he such a wackstaf? live him alone he is a penetrator bitch asshole
wackstaf by Awsemo guy October 20, 2013

Wakistani 

A white person, like me, who wants to be or pretends to be Pakistani like any sensible white person would. Like Wigger but way and I mean way way more cool
Hey look at that white person attempting to be a Pakistani, what a sensible person, I hope he achieves his goal for the sake of all of us. Ttal respect to the Wakistani. Wakistan Zindabad
Wakistani by wakistaninproud June 12, 2015

Wacksican 

An individual that is lame or thinks he the shiznit. Roots of the word come from an ethnic topic or conversation.
Does anybody know the guy standing in the corner by himself?


No, but from here he looks like a wacksican.
Wacksican by OskaSlick March 7, 2009

wakistani 

A white person who wants to be or pretends to be Pakistani. Like Wigger but less cool.
Hey look at that white person pretending to be Pakistani, what a Wakistani!
wakistani by WAKISTANIA! May 3, 2007