wackin the kraken

To masturbate. From the terms wackin and kraken (underwater erection)

"Oh man i got caught wackin the kraken last night"

by saladtossings123 October 19, 2018

Wiener Wackin'

1. The act of explaining something(Any noun) simple in an overexaggerated manner or in a way that no one would care about even though the one speaking may think so.

2. Showboating it in the same way.
3. When someone makes an amateur mistake while partaking in any action and causing a mass inconvenience for those around the person.
~Commonly used in conjuction with the phrase, "Herpin his/her/their derp..."

Example for 1:
Guy 1: "Wow! Check out these awesome purple shoes! They shine! They better too since they were $120 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Whats Guy 1 freaking out about?"
Guy 3: "Ugh he's just wackin' his wiener about his shoes. Whatever...(Guy 3 puts on a uncaring and sarcastic face)"

Example for 2:

See example for 1. Same rules apply.

Example for 3:
Guy: "What the fuck is he doing? The enemies altar is over there! He's fuckin' wiener wackin' and breaking the flow of the game! What's his damn problem?!?!?!?"

by Domo <3 January 29, 2011

wackin ass

a term started by
5th element records Hip Hop artists
GIN & Specta
meaning
too be a bitch
garbage
trash
& corny

"That nigga lil boosie is wackin ass.....wipe me down? NIGGA PLEASE"

by shitgah August 05, 2007

Weed wackin

Watching the show weeds and masturbating.

"Dude I was just weed wacking so hard!"

by Bootyphat July 07, 2012

fatter wackin

the action of jackin off a choad

girl:omg! wht is he doing!
friend:fatter wackin

by caylin121 August 22, 2010

bush wackin

knocking on peoples cars when theyre either making out or in the back seat

My friend and I were out bush wackin when we knocked on a KKK member's car. Him and about 3 other KKK guys jumped out and chased us through the woods.

by pink pony October 28, 2003

Bootie Wackin

To smack, woup or otherwise use hand to buttucks contact while dancing, listlening to or playing country, bluegrass, hilljack music.

The Bluegrass band had the people on there feet bootie wackin to the music.

by JB Mike January 05, 2011