wackin the kraken

To masturbate. From the terms wackin and kraken (underwater erection)

"Oh man i got caught wackin the kraken last night"

by saladtossings123 October 19, 2018

Wiener Wackin'

1. The act of explaining something(Any noun) simple in an overexaggerated manner or in a way that no one would care about even though the one speaking may think so.

2. Showboating it in the same way.
3. When someone makes an amateur mistake while partaking in any action and causing a mass inconvenience for those around the person.
~Commonly used in conjuction with the phrase, "Herpin his/her/their derp..."

Example for 1:
Guy 1: "Wow! Check out these awesome purple shoes! They shine! They better too since they were $120 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Whats Guy 1 freaking out about?"
Guy 3: "Ugh he's just wackin' his wiener about his shoes. Whatever...(Guy 3 puts on a uncaring and sarcastic face)"

Example for 2:

See example for 1. Same rules apply.

Example for 3:
Guy: "What the fuck is he doing? The enemies altar is over there! He's fuckin' wiener wackin' and breaking the flow of the game! What's his damn problem?!?!?!?"

by Domo <3 February 18, 2011

wackin ass

a term started by
5th element records Hip Hop artists
GIN & Specta
meaning
too be a bitch
garbage
trash
& corny

"That nigga lil boosie is wackin ass.....wipe me down? NIGGA PLEASE"

by shitgah August 5, 2007

Weed wackin

Watching the show weeds and masturbating.

"Dude I was just weed wacking so hard!"

by Bootyphat July 9, 2012

fatter wackin

the action of jackin off a choad

girl:omg! wht is he doing!
friend:fatter wackin

by caylin121 August 22, 2010

Weed Wackin'

1.Just cutting grass with a motorized tool; 2. Masturbating with excessive pubic hair

"Go Weed Wackin' when your weeds are wack"

by pumpkineater45 December 5, 2017

Wackin Willy

A wackin willy is the power of the mind that controls hormones and sends and receives them, wackin Willy sends sex particles to the penis to make it firm.

“ Damn bro I’m gonna go home and focus on wackin Willy so I can exercise my right arm for 20 minutes.”

by Notlikewiener666 April 5, 2023