Waked Off

The act of waking up to a handjob that is already underway.

"Hey man, I heard you had to get up early this morning for community service."

"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."

by Wakeoff August 16, 2009

whacked off

to get high.

they got totally whacked off last night

by veggiebeef March 17, 2009

whacked off

Messed up (or screwed up) or bizarre. A combination of the phrase "out of whack" and "off line".

Does the jet lag still have your body clock all whacked off?

He's dating his step-sister? That's one whacked off family.

by Donkalo August 19, 2008

off the wacket

crazy. "To go off the wacket" is interchangeable with "to go crazy."

My dad went off the wacket when he found out I had been skipping school all week.

by csharp November 29, 2007