Wumpus

Someone who is extremely thirsty

"Did you see how Kevin was all over that girl?"

"Man he is such a wumpus"

by The Wumpmeister May 20, 2014

wumpu

Typically the shorting or misspelling of "Wumpus". But, it's used by one Discord user. wumpu#8364. It's just a dude, with a cool username. People sometimes call him wumpus, and he doesn't really mind it. How to he get that username? The fruit from Crash Bandicoot, the Wumpas.

1 "Man, wumpu sure does like osu!mania, he must get no bitches."

2 "Naaah, with his finger skills he would be great with the girls."

by bizzybeeizzy March 7, 2022

wumpus

a term of affection for one so loved and adored that all the shorty want to get with him. unrelated to bats.

"I love that G-wumpus. He gots the bling"

by gracie fo' sheezie April 8, 2005

wumpus

Wumpus (wum-pus)(n.) One who excells in areas such as intelligence, quick thinking, and ingenuity. Also may have a walrus-like personallity.

See - walrus, mythbusters, CSI.

Plural - wumpii.

Jamie Hyneman is definitely a Wumpus.

by Philosiphicus September 7, 2007

Wumpus

The little bump on a man's inner thigh that is sensitive to touch and can cause romantic feelings to be aimed the the toucher.

Listen, if you want a man to fall for you, you've got to touch his wumpus.

To catch a lover, wumpus him.

by lulufluff May 18, 2014

Wumpus

Wumpus is a common name for a round, blue-ish whale that is usually seen appearing to smile.

When used to describe people, the word is a compliment- meaning someone is big-hearted, sweet, and innocent.

"My favorite pokémon is that WUMPUS thing, I forget the name." "Oh, you mean wailmer !"

"Anna is so sweet, she's a real WUMPUS."

by iamdogbork July 18, 2019

Wumpus

A Wumpus is a derogatory name for someone who makes an entry on Urban Dictionary for their name, praising them self in an egotistical manner, be it ironically or otherwise.

John: Pfft, look at that Wumpus over there.
Wumpus: nobody likes me because I'm annoying and unfunny

by WhyetIsSoCool March 12, 2020