vulvatarian

a person who will choose vulva over food

"ginner would you like some mash potato" asked katie
"no i am a vulvatarian i only eat vulva" replied ginner

by ginner December 26, 2008

New Vulcan

Some shitty Discord server probably made in 2019 filled with snowflakes, people with autism and just fucking idiots in general. Get rid of the server and fuck off.

What the hell is a New Vulcan? Please don't look it up on Disboard.

by Dictionary-Man 2.0 February 15, 2022

Sal Vulcano

The handsomest, most charming guy of the four Impractical Jokers Show. Sal knows how to get dem ladies. His achilles heel, however, is all forms of embarrassing challenges set up by the other guys on the show.

Sal will melt into a pile of shame when asked to shush people, play the "Name Game," squirt water at old men, flip off old women in Central Park, start "LET'S GET SEXY!" chants at minor league baseball games, or disrespect hot women.

(During the "Name Game," in which Sal must call out outrageous-sounding names to people who are waiting to have their named called in an office waiting room):

Joe Gatto: "Open your stupid mouth and say it!"
10 seconds later
Sal Vulcano: "Oh my god I can't....................Mother Coconuts? Is there a Mother Coconuts here?"

by OregonWarrior October 7, 2017

Vulvasaur

The Legendary Pokémon of Pokémon Pussy Version from Generation 69. It is a Vagina Type and is 2x weak to the Penis Type Legendary, Cockizard, from the opposite game, Pokémon Dick Version.

Guy 1: Hey, you're playing Pussy Version. Have you caught Vulvasaur yet?

Guy 2: Yeah!

by 420.666.69 May 19, 2016

deja vulva

having a casual second sexual intercourse with the same girl after long time, but in the same circumstances.

dude 1) what happened last nigth with that chick at the pub? did you already knew her?

dude 2) She was familiar, I knew her long time ago, in this same pub. We ended up having this weird sense of "deja vulva".

by mave73 June 3, 2009

Sal Vulcano

A germophobic person who is a joker in "Impractical Jokers". He hates cats and is scared of many things, like virtual reality horror, corn mazes, sewards, and haunted houses.

Sal Vulcano is easily frightened by things.

by kue serabi September 16, 2017

vulva chowder

(noun)An affliction suffered by females that develops when the temperature and the humidity is high or have recently undergone strenuous activity. Ass sweat combines with the vaginal sweaty discharge and is trapped in the panties creating a noxious odor reminiscent of bad shellfish.

This recent D.C. heat wave has Kristen using her panties as a bread bowl for her vulva chowder.

by horses August 1, 2006