vitter

hypocrite who espouses family values yet indulges in high-class escorts - such as David Vitter, Louisiana senator

That dude's a vitter man - hitting'em with the Viagra on Saturday and preaching on Sunday

by Snoopy Pugh April 17, 2008

Vitenn reaction

The reaction that occurs between CO2 (carbon dioxide) and sodium chloride (salt) when in H2O (water). The carbon dioxide bonds to the sodium chloride, creating a molecule significantly lighter than water, leading to swift evaporation of both the CO2 and sodium chloride.

The reaction was discovered by Professor Adwardo Vitenn in 1957

When I poured salt into my soda it caused the Vitenn reaction to occur between the CO2 and the salt

by sciencemajor January 1, 2019

Vitellius

A glutton or a fat person. Derived from Vitellius, who was both a glutton and a fat person, who was Emperor of Rome in 69 A.D. and whose short reign was notable only for his incredible gluttony. Vitellius was an obese glutton who was notoriously lazy and self-indulgent, spent most of his time as emperor eating at luxurious banquets four or five times a day, all paid for with tax money. He would send the Roman Navy to procure rare foods for his banquets.

Todd: "Jan is such a Vitellius."

Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."

Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."

Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."

by PMax January 11, 2009

Pity-vite

An invitation extended only because the inviter feels sorry for the invitee.

We sent a pity-vite to the nerdy guy for the Superbowl party because nobody else would.

by DDP1963 February 5, 2009

vaitele

Vaitele’s are very outgoing, love adventures, and love talking to people! They are very kind and have a big heart, they also have a very weird, but funny sense of humor. Vaitele’s can also get on your nerves at times but to have a Vaitele in your life is awesome! Don’t let a Vaitele go if you know one!

I’m so lucky to have Vaitele!

by Lenauku July 25, 2018

Vitelma

The most fashionable beautiful person ever.
We love you.
I love you.
The baddest bitch out here.

I would give my life and soul to vitelma with no hesitation.

by a vitelma stan March 30, 2021

dirty vítek

Masturbating to nugget porn videos and simultaneously sending unwanted dick pics to your friend's family.

I am really angry at him, I'm gonna do dirty vítek to him.

by dirty vítek creator May 20, 2022