Vowel And a Towel

To pleasure oneself while watching Carol Vorderman on countdown. Vowel regarding the nature of Countdown (word program) and towel is what you use to clean up after yourself.

Great, its 3pm - its almost time for my daily vowel and a towel!

by Adam Wrightstuff December 12, 2006

vowel movement

to empty one's tray of vowels during a game of scrabble

Julie was spent after a hefty triple word score vowel movement which left her opponent astonished.

by Zappafan76 April 1, 2011

vowel-deprived

Synonym for LGBTQQ.

Hey, you homophobes had better leave my vowel-deprived friend alone!

by TeamHumanSalami August 7, 2018

vowel-deprived

Synonym for LGBTQQ, and anything else that ever gets added to it. See also vowel-challenged.

Let's all work together with the vowel-deprived to fight homophobia.

by TeamHumanSalami August 8, 2018

vowel renewal

a renewal of vowels to prevent vowel expiration.

My husband and I are going to Vegas to have a vowel renewal on our one year anniversary. We registered for gifts because we didn't get anything at our first wedding.

by wifezzilla July 1, 2007

Vowel foul

The state of words containing excessive amounts of vowels. Common in British spellings i.e. Colour

Floccinaucinihilipilification commits a serious Vowel Foul.

by Steven P. McBean March 30, 2009

Vowel Movement

a movement that is against Instant messaging talk; doesn't have to do anything with vowels.

Sally: Like OMG. WTF. When did you like get that?
Suzie: Um... I got it at hot topic. Nice right.
SALLY: lol. yes it is. bbl. I'm gonna go get one too.
Suzie: Can't you just talk like a regular person? what's up with the instant messaging talk?
Sally: Sheesh. FAF! chillax. Join the vowel movement, why don't you?

by mvr0cks December 17, 2008