A person, usually a female, who acts superior to others (undeserved) because they have blonde hair and who is absolutely convinced that they are in-demand always and by everyone! They like to 'go-off' on people, especially their friends, to show their real, frightening personalities. Sometimes, when intoxicated or threatened, they fight, pull hair or spaz just to prove they are on-top-of-the-heap. Prone to calling the cops (crying-wolf) because no one ever suspected them of being an evil person with criminal habits.
I thought Rachel was really nice and came from a fine home, but all she seems to do is speed. Yesterday she pulled my hair and said she would beat me. She needs to get some sleep! She is a volatile blonde!
Alcoholic drink mix of 12oz. of Blue Gatorade and a 1.5oz shot of 151 proof rum/bourbon. Extremely tasty, somewhat mild. Could be interchanged with other Gatorade flavors as well.
-My friend Blake and I were drinking some Volatile
Crocodile last night. Man we got so wasted!
-Me: Dude is Jesse drunk??
-Friend: Yeah bro! He was shooting some Volatile Crocodile!
A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.
Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?
Person B: By taking a Volatile Jizz Bath
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
Person A: Pussy.