Vlad

Vlad is my dad. He has cool waves. Vlad is my lord and savior.

Vlad I have a question please help me.

by Ralfy69 April 19, 2021

Vlad

A person who usually takes a shower for at least one hour (wanking is included)

Yo, Vlad, Why have you been taking a shower for one hour?
Problem?

by wanking December 12, 2016

Vlad

Known as Vlad Tepes, Vlad Dracul, or Vlad The Impaler, this man was a one of a kind person, always killing and owning. Good looking, smart, he was one of the most violent prince of his times.

Vlad Dracula impaled thousands of Turkish faggots.

by Tudor December 12, 2007

Vlad

A pissed of russian who will fuking throw something at you if you piss him off.

Dont piss Vlad off. Last time he threw a chair at me

by bigdumbbitch May 26, 2010

Vlad

Vlad: An encredebly cute guy, most of the time either Russian or Romanian. Athletic, and as mentioned above, either cute, or very, very hot! A real lady pleaser ;)

Wow! This "Vlad" kid is really hot!

by Vampirelover1234 March 15, 2011

Vlad

A really cute and hot guy that is usually Ukraine and he attracts a lot of girls but he talks to girls the least unless you make him comfortable. He is naturally quiet unless it comes to his friends. If you manage to meet a vlad you’re in luck!!!

Girl 1: Who is that hot guy over there?
Boy 1: That’s my boy Vlad!
Girl 1: how do I talk to him?

Boy 1: I’ll make him talk to you.

-walks to Vlad-

Boy 1: TALK TO THIS GIRL OR ELSE YOURE gay

by Yeetus girl December 22, 2018

Vlad

A low quality and cheap vodka that’s real name is Vladimir Putin’s Butthole.

Trump had some Vlad while he was golfing in Russia.

by JR32 November 13, 2019