João Vitor

João Vitor is one of a kind. He is the most sweet, dedicated, loyal and funny boy you will ever meet. He will always be there for his friends, but he is a little shy, so don't expect him to tell you when he needs you, he doesn't like to bother anyone. He has a great sense of humor, in that way if you talk to him for a sec, he will bring joy and a lot of happiness into you life. Once you have him, you can't possibly think in a life without him again, so keep him close.

sb: How have we became friends?
João Vitor: I truly can't remember..
sb: I just know that I'm happier now, so that's fine.

by allim.0259 January 30, 2020

Vitor Night

A night with no hoes where one has been rejected by all possibilities leading to a night of self hatred and hour long masturbation sessions.

Person 1: Yo you going out tonight?
Person 2: Na man, Im having a Vitor Night

by dothtandillsueurass September 28, 2018

Vitor dual

A shit dual that consists of annoying orb spam at high speeds in a game called geometry dash.

person 1: Hey did you see that Vitor dual level someone uploaded?
person 2: Yeah its trash.

by tryantosuuroowoboris September 2, 2019

vitor hugo

Big ass man with a tiny cock

I thought it was gonna be good but he was a vitor hugo

by jovenzinho2 December 25, 2016

vitor

a small person he kinda gay and he likes to fuk with womens minds he is quite good friend to male population

Vitor is yes,he likes to play basketball a n is 69 foot 420 inches

by FireFritula November 24, 2021

Vitor

The literal hottest person you'll ever meet.

Friend: Holy shit, that guy's hot as hell!
Ellie: His name's definitely Vitor.

by Elyzabethh January 18, 2023

Vitor

Vitor is very woke and cringe pilled, he goes around as foggot

Vitor: ik moet sportschool

by Likmepikiago November 20, 2021