Ambush Visit

When someone randomly shows up at your place without so much as a phone call or text message warning you they are coming over.

Person 1: Man I hate it when people show up at my house without any notice.

Person 2: I hear ya bro. Im not a fan of the ambush visit, either.

by VictoriaSun November 1, 2010

Visit Grandma

a term for going to get some pussy as in the movie sex drive

timmy: dude you got to go visit grandma.

by kakashi0050 December 20, 2008

Turdjugal Visit

A hook up strictly for an ass hammering session of vigorous anal sex.

Oh he came over last night for a turdjugal visit. I took 8 before I had to tap out.

Thanksgiving is just around the corner. All the family will be here and I can expect my uncle will want to have a turdjugal visit with me during halftime.

My grades improved after offering my professor an occasional turdjugal visit.

The old lady got a little drunk and horny last night so I got a turdjugal visit. She been on the shitter all day trying to snap a plug.

by Dick Onchin August 23, 2020

Quick Visit

More commonly used as "QV" is a service an escort usually provides and usually lasting from 5-10 minutes.
Also called a "quickie"

(An escorts backpage ad)
QV (Quick Visit) $80
BJ $80
BBBJ $100
Half Hour $120
Whole Hour $200

by Dadd1Trump September 7, 2016

ganjigal visit

A ganjigal visit is when a friend comes over specifically to smoke weed with someone.

"Patrick came over for a ganjigal visit and packed a couple of bowls for Megan."

by GuBostonDubs July 21, 2014

visiting fireman

A special guest from out of town who is getting the grand tour.

Hello this is Joe he is a visiting fireman.

by Lori the K April 16, 2008

ganjagal visit

Helping a dopeless hope fiend in need; a visit from a friend in which one "smokes up" the other when they are out of weed...

Jarrett: Dude, you got any weed?

Gobi: Nah, dude....

Lets head down the hall to Woody's for a ganjagal visit!

by Dumbella November 9, 2006