Visit from the Turk

Slang for being fired, especially from a sports team. The term is most commonly used in the preseason, when teams must cut players to conform to a maximum roster size.

After a nagging knee injury slowed him down, it was only a matter of time before Ron got a visit from the Turk.

by plezercruz August 25, 2006

visit your uncle

To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so innocent.

"So, did you visit your uncle last night?"
"No, my mom took away all of my magazines."

by Janis September 5, 2005

visit the neighbor

Meaning the neighbor of the vagina ... referring to anal sex.

Friend1: "Did you bang her? Visit the neighbor!?!"
Friend2: "Ya man."

by CBCB June 1, 2006

visit Uncle Ralph

To noisily projectile vomit.

That mystery meat from the cafeteria was so bad, I had to visit Uncle Ralph.

by postmachoguy January 20, 2009

Visit from grandma

When one soaks their hand in icy cold water til it's wrinkled and pruny then pleasures themself with it.

My hand was all raw after that visit from grandma.

by Guilty7 October 6, 2017

visit City Hall

v. phrase- Canadian expression meaning to buy some drugs.

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Dude! Got any crack?

Nah man. I didn't have time to visit City Hall.

by gnostic 1 June 2, 2013

visit Europe

To vomit. Comes from the sound "Euuuurrrope!" which you may make while losing your lunch.

1. American beer sucks. Drinking that horse piss really makes me want to visit Europe.

2. When I saw George W. Bush's face with the caption "Person of the Year" above it on the recent issue of TIME Magazine, I had the irresistible urge to visit Europe all of a sudden.

3. While vacationing at the beach during Spring Break, I felt like visiting Europe when I saw that 95 percent of the girls there were fat and broke down, thus reminding me that McDonald's is succeeding in their scheme to make many Americans overweight.






Mark H. Since February 2004.

by Mark H January 6, 2005