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virginity

Something that only Americans value and only religious zealots keep.

Something that can be unfortunate to have or be brutally taken away

If you have it, you don't want it (or God has it)
If you lost it, you want it

A stupid word which has no meaning beacause intercourse is a completely natural act that humans were meant to perform
The "good" girl kept her virginity for her God while the "bad" girl went out and had the night of her life

The "geek" studied his math homework while the "pimp" fucked every slut he knew and got an STD.

(Stereotypes are so stupid theyre funny)
by Carpetmuncher June 1, 2006
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virginity

When a person has not any fun.
Good pickup line:
"Excuse me, I have lost my virginity, can I have yours?"
by PaulDenton January 11, 2005
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virginity

A condition that is not considered a disease by the medical community, yet a vocal minority who has never met children younger than 12 claims it to be so. Contrary to popular belief, it is not restricted to the female gender.
Virginity? Ew. You're nothing until you get laid.
by Insert Nickname Here June 22, 2010
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virginity

This is not necessarily lost for the girl if the man inserts his penis all the way in and she pushes away immediately without any strokes. Even if the cherry pops, then she still has not lost it because it was simply in and pushed away immediately. Also, breaking the cherry with a tampon is not considered loss of virginity, however, it is a form of "hymen poppage" so that means that any form of "hymen poppage" cannot be takers of virginity while other forms are not. (ex: with a penis) So, thus: loss of virginity must be calculated by separate means: length and feelings felt by the experience. (Orgasm or anything of that nature)
Idiot 1: "Dude, I just took her virinity."

Idiot 2: "How's that?"

Idiot 1: "Well, I had it all the way in, but then she said it hurt and she pushed me away...so I didn't get any strokes in...but i think I..broke the...cherry?"

Idiot 2: "Dude, u didn't take her virgnity...ur an idiot." "She probably hates you."
by Ya Boy Jae April 28, 2005
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virginity

1.)A women loses it wen their cherry gets popped.
2.)A women can lose it by jus gettin' fingered. (believe me i kno)
3.)A man loses it wen he does da works to da women.
1.) All he did wuz finger me n ma cherry popped.
2.) I never knew dat if u got fingered there's a way ur cherry can pop.
by Shenequa January 18, 2005
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virginity

person 1: do you play overwatch
person 2: no, I play fortnite
person 1: *inhale* EXPERIENCE VIRGINITY
by wii sports matt October 26, 2019
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virginity

The thing I left at your sister's house.
Can you please check your sister's house to see if my virginity is still in there? I think I lost it.
by Slіm Shady September 23, 2018
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