Da Vinci Chode

A penis whose girth and length are related by Da Vinci's golden ratio of 1.618. It is believed only to have only ever been possessed by 3 people: Leonardo Da Vinci, Harry Potter and Jesus Christ.

"Although I definitely recognized the genital warts he was trying to hide with his matted pubic hair, no self-respecting girl can turn down a Da Vinci chode," sighed Ginny.

by gurdygurdygurdy May 7, 2011

Vinicius

The man who has all of the solutions for your life. He's straightforward, patient and brave. He has a intuitive perception of the best and highest. Among his numerous qualities, in his character traits, stand out: respectful, supportive, understanding, zealous and generosity.

"And now, I would commend you to seek this Vinicius of whom the prophets have written."

by Skill00 May 14, 2014

vinit

name of a legend a good person very kind person and a billionaire

girl 1:who is that rich guy
girl 2:his name must be vinit

by iamvsm November 24, 2021

Vinigga

A non racist word for vinigger.

Bro I don’t say vinigger I say vinigga cuz I’m not racist

by Branthasabigdick101 November 26, 2019

Vincilagnia

The psychological condition of being sexually aroused by bondage, whether seeing images of it, being tied up or tying up a (hopefully willing) partner

Ive had vincilagnia ever since seeing Linda Carter tied up and gagged on "Wonder Woman"

by Capt. Platypus September 30, 2016

cock-vinci

An artist who specializes in pictures of cocks.

" dude that rhino penis collage you made is crazy! you're a regular cock-vinci"

by epicj October 9, 2013

monkey vining

v. - monkey vining is the act of transitioning from one relationship to another by retaining some form of connection to both people simultaneously. Only when the new relationship is reasonably solidified is the former one wholly released.

To grasp the metaphor of the monkey vine in its entirety, one may simply visualize the mode of transport utilized by Tarzan and his jungle primate colleagues in old movies. The vine that is being swung on is firmly held until another vine is being grasped, or at least is easily reachable.

person one:

Hey man, do you think Brad Pitt was monkey vining from Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie?

person two:

Actually dude, I don't give a shit about what's happening in the love lives of these celebrities. 9/11 was an inside job, and fluoride is making Americans stupid. Maybe you should monkey vine your ass from US Weekly to some web sites that will enlighten your ass on things that are truly relevant to our lives!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 11, 2008