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The vibrator

The act of spamming your girl, making her phone a vibrator. Spamming till you make her cum from a distance.
Hot girl (1) to her even hotter friend(2) : "This quarantaine must be hard for you without Jack's dick."
(2) to (1): "No, he still pleasures me nearly every day with The Vibrator"
by Autistic ginger April 8, 2020
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Vulture vibrator

a vibrator so big it stings when shoved up ass
“ hey have you heard the new exclusive vulture vibrator sold at Spencer’s” “yeah I bought it just last week it stings like a bird in ass but it’s amazing “
by bIgDiCkStYle December 11, 2019
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De-vibrators

A pad that conveniently fits between your cheeks and stops the noise of farts by keeping your cheeks from vibrating. Useful when being around important people or just a hot babe. Can be found at your local sport n goods store
"*puff* did you hear that?"- boyfriend
"Hear what?"-girlfriend
"Thank you de-vibrators!"-boyfriend
"What?"-girlfriend
by El domarino July 4, 2014
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vibratosis

the act of believing your cellular telephone is vibrating when in reality it is not
"You getta text?"
"I thought I felt it buzz, musta just been vibratosis."
by Leviathan1213 October 30, 2008
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vibrator boyfriend

A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!
Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.

Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???

Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere

Guy : You bitch !!!!
by zingeraddict November 10, 2010
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vibrater

hornydewd69: and lol omg this chix ttly usd hur vibrater to liek dump me!

youstupidfuck27: It's a vibrator you stupid fuck.
by whydoyouask October 4, 2006
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Vibrator

<noun>
1) The reason she has a headache.
2) Straight men's worst enemy.
3) A phallic object which vibrates, primarily used to hand women an easy orgasm.
1)
JESSIE: "I have a headache, dear."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
2)
JAMES: "You were in the bathroom a long time, oh well let's get down!"
JESSIE: "I don't feel like it any more."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
3)
JAMES: "How about tonight then?"
JESSIE: "I'm using a vibrator James, I don't need you anymore."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
by Stuart Fletcher January 17, 2005
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