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vesuvius

When a guy sets fire to his loved-one's pubic hair, just prior to ejaculation, then pulls out and extinguishes the flames with semen before they result in a 'scorched earth' type situation.

Good method of contraception, who really wants to remain inside with a burning bush pressed against their stomach?
Him: Hold on honey, i'll have that out in no time.
Her: AAAAAAAAARGGHHHH AAAAAIIIEEEEE IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
by Balls March 24, 2004
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vesuvius

A sex move where one takes an enema, does a handstand, and squirts diarrhea all over the other person/room/goat/etc. (For those that dont know, Mt. Vesuvius was the volcano that covered Pompeii in ash, desroying the city.)
A-So you have a date with Bianca tonight?
B-Yeah, I'm gonna take her back to my place and give her a Mount Veuvius.
by Kyle April 6, 2005
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Vesuvius

A term used to describe the sudden, violent overflowing of carbonated beverages. A beverage is said to have "Gone Vesuvius" when it sprays or foams beyond the confines of its designated container.
Pardon the wet spot over there. The seltzer water went all Vesuvius when the bottle was opened.
by myrealname December 19, 2017
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Vesuvius

When someone inserts peeled ginger into someone else's anus.
The receiving end's anus should quickly feel like it is erupting.
"Anastasia, why don't you take a seat?"
"My sugar daddy did the Vesuvius on me"
by Zhyrgal November 21, 2020
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Vesuvius Fishodor Show

A sex show where someone diarrheas into someone elses butt-hole a foul fish-smelling log, and then they poop it back into their butt-hole, with the same soggy log. Forever.
When Joe couldn't pay rent, he talked Ben into doing a Vesuvius Fishodor Show as payment to his landlord.
by the firm handshake September 10, 2016
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Mount Vesuvius

The occurrence of explosive diarrhea immediately after anal sex, while the participant is lying on their stomach, and the fecal matter projects upward in a volcano-like fashion.
My 1200 thread count sheets were ruined after that ho Mount Vesuvius'd all over the bed.
by Fecalstein June 1, 2010
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Reverse Mount Vesuvius

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and when you cum she vomits all over your dick but then not only swallows all the cum but the vomit too.
I was getting head from my girl last night and when I busted a nut it made her puke but then she went reverse mount Vesuvius on me.
by DrRobot August 9, 2015
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