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by loesing November 7, 2008
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vaselate

to fuck off, usually making a two hour job last eight hours. The Kansas Dept. of Transportation is the worst. Usually performed by a complete dumbass that does what "the man says."
"Jesus we should have been done with this ditch work three hours ago. If Vance vaselates this any longer we will get whistle bit."
by kdot March 26, 2008
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Veselina

Vesselina is a symbol for joyful, empathetic and open-minded royalty. The kind of royalty that is not snobbish but wants to make the world a happier place by giving kindness and love to others. This royalty belongs to a small and largely undiscovered part of the world where an excellent education means combining critical reasoning with intuitive creativity in a harmonious blend.
In slavic languages veselina means joyful, happy, merry. In greek it means princess which provides the royalty link.
by Azsqm February 4, 2010
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Vaselize

To thoroughly lubricate one's privates or nether regions for masturbation or other sexual activity. Derived from the petroleum jelly product Vaseline.
Carl's girlfriend was thoroughly enjoying his delivery of oral foreplay but she stopped him to allow him to Vaselize himself for some highly anticpated anal plundering.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015
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veselin

Damn fine guy with big muscles and chest hair. Normally defined as bulgarian but never as anything less than amazing. Very sexy.
Damn you look good you must be called Veselin.
by vesko April 28, 2011
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No vaseline

The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;
"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"
by wstlngy July 13, 2009
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Veela

1) A gorgeous yet bitchy creature that has the power to seduce any man, but will throw balls of fire at you if you piss one off. Mentioned in Harry Potter.

2)The Veela is also a very close relative of humans, but with interesting powers. Veelas are universally female, exceptionally beautiful, and can exert a strong grip over human males with their brand of sensual dancing. Any males watching will instantly be overcome with a desire to watch them and impress them with some great heroic feat. Even when they are not dancing, the Veela carries a certain aura which is deeply inspiring to men. The effect seems to wear off a little with age, as Arthur Weasley was able to resist the charm of the Veelas’ dance at the Quidditch World Cup, whereas Harry and Ron were about to leap on them.
"I invented a broom that can fly to mars"
by Caroline & Lorelei August 30, 2005
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