Verned

Verb

1. To be rendered inoperable generally by reason of gross incompetence, dereliction, or ineptness.

Our computer network has been completely verned ever since Steve took over.

by Atlas` September 19, 2011

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Verning

The act of committing to plans made with other individuals and then proceeding to bail on said plans without a reasonable excuse.

Friend 1: hey guys where's Johnny, he's supposed to be here by now?

Friend 2: oh you know him, he's probably verning again

by yyc28 November 18, 2014

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Vern

A very sexy boy who usually has the nicest eyes in school. He attracts all the ladies and gets everyone jealous.

"Hey did you see Vern today?"

"Yeah he was with all the ladies"

by Unknown12447 February 4, 2014

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the Vern

The sexual position in which the woman is lying on her side, and the man holds the top leg in the air while straddling the other (Thus making a big V, for Big Vern) and thrusts in that position.

Suzy told Vernon that she told her boyfriend to do the Vern in bed the night before.

by James D Jarvis December 28, 2006

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A woman that can light a fire in any mans heart. Just looking at her lips move is enough to make your heart skip a beat... And oh man she can kiss. She is a good listener and a model friend. She sometimes can be very moody, but if you weather the storm, it's a guarantee that she will turn out to be the most fun, sexy and loving girl you've ever met. Did I mention she has the body of a goddess? I could've sworn I did. This could be my opinion because I'm married to a vern but it's true for me I guess.

Vern is so awesome

by Psychoanalyst September 23, 2014

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