verbal diarrhea 

A serious disease which, once it has control of a person, causes them to spew forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox. Often extremely frustrating for the victim and extremely hilarious for the observer.

Compliments to Eric :-) for the examples

"Gugga blugga aorfbb999l! WimblEdon (long 'e') grrfor..bll...gll..."

"It's 90% perception! Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

<yells> "I need to know EXACTLY where your hands are!" ... "I mean the general... area..." <falls over, asleep>

<reads off paper ("flibbertygibbet" is written on the paper)> "Filbert gilbert!"

verbal diarrhea by The Ugly One January 7, 2004

Verbal diarrhea 

When someone talks to you in an emotional manner ussually goes on for hours about themselves often doesn't to want to listen to what you have to say.

-Why are you not picking up the phone?
- It's Angie she's been fighting with her boyfriend, I don't think I can take another load of her verbal diarrhea.

Verbal diarrhea by TartdyTardis June 29, 2016

verbal diarrhea 

The frequent and excessive auditable discharge of the mouth producing abnormally thin and diluted substance.

Usually the symptom of ignorance or lack of relevant input.

"Synergy" = Verbal Diarrhea

verbal diarrhea by ecarlcrap October 28, 2009

verbal diarrea 

Where you are talking and blurt out something that you totally didn't mean to say, or where you just share way too much where you immediately think "WHY DID I JUST SHARE THAT!??!"

I should stop drinking when I go out on dates because I always have verbal diarrea!

verbal diarrea by LaurenLindsay October 24, 2008

verbal diarrhea 

uncontrollable crap that people say

Can you believe that idiot keeps talking. He suffers from verbal diarrhea!

verbal diarrhea by C. Hanley February 26, 2009

Verbal Diarrhea 

When someone talks, and the resulting output smells and sounds like shit

Every time George W. Bush gives a speech, all I hear is verbal diarrhea.

Verbal Diarrhea by Dan Miller March 23, 2004

Severe Verbal Diarrhea 

When someone talks non stop.

Most often seen when someone had too much sugar or caffeine.

Emily: So today...and so ya...like...who cares...I don't even know..shut up...NO WAY...
Tim: .................
Emily: Are you even listening?!?!?
Tim: Ummm....no....but...I think you have Severe Verbal Diarrhea...
Emily: No I don't!...(goes on talking non stop)

Severe Verbal Diarrhea by BlabberMouthe December 2, 2009