vegesexual

Prefering partners with vegetarian or vegan lifestyles.

I could never kiss a carnivor, I'm vegesexual.

by l337iNQ August 4, 2007

Vertisexual

Being in the statte of almost bisexuality. Like liking a person of the same sex, except the reproductive organ... which happens to be at the bottom

Comes from the combination of the word "Vertex" and "Bisexual." the vertex being the top part of something, ie above the waist of a human.

Person 1 : "no offense but it seems like a sexual relationship to me"

person 2 : "well if it is sexual it is from the waist up"

person 1: "so you're an above-the-waist lesbian"

person 1 : "yea, well, no, i still get turned on by looking at boys.

person 2: "So you're bisexual."

person 1 : "but im scared of other people's va-jay-jays"

person 2: "So you're-"

person 1: "NOT IN THE DICTIONARY ALRIGHT?!"

person 2: " i think you are vertisexual"

by Duckyllama July 25, 2009

vetosexual

Someone who can and will forbid all forms of sex.

person 1:I'd like do to perform some coitus now.
person 2: Thou shalt not pass. For I am a vetosexual!

by n008a April 12, 2009

vegansexual

The vegan equivalent of those who refuse to have sexual relations with cannibals, nazis, and serial killers.

Sorry mouth-breather I'm not interested in sex with any corps-breath, be they human or animal remains. Also your meathead BO smells like sewage. See I'm a vegansexual, and also a non-serial-killer-sexual. Sorry bout that.

by peteGrug December 29, 2007

Velosexual

A portmanteu of the French world velo (bike) and hypersexuality, describing a person who has an excessive preoccupation of sexual thoughts, urges, or behaviors towards the sport of cycling.

Wow! What a ride! I'm feeling very Velosexual right now.
Them Velosexuals are the hottest thing that came to cycling.

by Velosexual March 18, 2021

Vegisexual

noun: one who engages in sexual intercourse exclusively with vegetables.

Developed after the great "Fag-Hag" incident of December 2004.

He doesn't like girls, guys, or small furry animals... He's a vegisexual!

by Niah January 28, 2005

vegesexual

A vegan or vegetarian who refuses to have sex with a meat-eating partner on the principle that sexual intercourse is the physical and spiritual bonding of two bodies, and would thus make both people omnivores in spirit, or could result in the exchanging of bodily fluids that may contain animal products.

I couldn't have sex with him; the fact that he ate meat conflicted with my vegesexual beliefs.

by Meghan B. January 5, 2008