vending machine

Something Ikebukuro is running out of.

"Dude, did you see that flying vending machine the other day!?"
"Yeah, it had to be {Shizuo Heiwajima}!"

by fuckingpeterick January 26, 2017

vending machine

Drug dealers

play on playa

i got a fist full of vending machines (I control the drug industry)

by A pimp named slickback July 25, 2007

Vending Machine Random

The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing item. It is however funner than just selecting an item.

If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!!

The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.

I pulled off a vending machine random a few minutes ago and i go salt & vinegar chips, what a waste!!

by Rob April 11, 2005

vending machine

A group of super attractive women or men. Individually they are usually referred to as a snack

"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley

by Snaplatts February 20, 2018

vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.

"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."

by pdobrinen October 17, 2009

Vending Machine Roulette

Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!

I played vending machine roulette at work today and got a Sparkling Seltzer

by Jimmy Rox May 15, 2015

Vending Truck

When you don't remember the word food truck you might call it a vending truck because you are stupid.

Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Someone smarter "idiot it is not called a vending truck"
Everyone with a brain "hahaha idiot"

by It is ja boi June 12, 2018