Vend-A-Moo

Prevalent most recently in certain areas of the South, a vend-a-moo is a sort of vending machine that vends gallons of whole, two percent, or skim milk. Each gallon, at present, is $3.00.

Hey, I don't want milk from Wal-Mart. Let's go to the Vend-a-moo and get some!

by Jana D. May 18, 2006

vending machine

Something Ikebukuro is running out of.

"Dude, did you see that flying vending machine the other day!?"
"Yeah, it had to be {Shizuo Heiwajima}!"

by fuckingpeterick January 26, 2017

vending machine

Drug dealers

play on playa

i got a fist full of vending machines (I control the drug industry)

by A pimp named slickback July 25, 2007

The Vending Machine

One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.

John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.

by The one and only Datum bitches August 7, 2010

vending machine

A group of super attractive women or men. Individually they are usually referred to as a snack

"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley

by Snaplatts February 20, 2018

Vending Truck

When you don't remember the word food truck you might call it a vending truck because you are stupid.

Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Someone smarter "idiot it is not called a vending truck"
Everyone with a brain "hahaha idiot"

by It is ja boi June 12, 2018

vending machine

a group of "snacks" in one setting

my friends and I were in the mall looking like a vending machine

by jlunsford2 June 3, 2018