velcro

something that's so great it sticks in your mind like a piece of velcro.

DJ Danger Mouse's Grey Album is so sick it's velcro.

by deprimer August 8, 2004

velcro

a woman who has a mustache. one can refer to such a woman as "velcro" as a nickname.

When she kisses a guy their mustaches will interlock and peel away just like velcro.

by Dave B333 April 15, 2006

velcro

When you shave the hair on your head to 2 or 1 millimeter in length, so that when you run your hand over your head, it feels like a coarse, short-haired brush. When you try to pull a sweater or shirt over your head, it will stick a bit like velcro.

"Man, this velcro got me a head full of lint from my sweater".

by Crapper McGee January 25, 2004

Velcroing

When two men with long beards greet each other and rub each other's beards together resulting in the velcroing of the beards.

Laddy greeted John by velcroing their beards together.

by Slickfootanna September 14, 2014

Velcro

The situation a couple faces when their pubic hair gets wound together during intercourse, forcing them to be Siamese twins for at least a year.

Cameron: Why are those queers walking together attached at the crotch?

Brett: Looks like the hairy type. Must have had some velcro action after the first slam.

by brett71011 November 11, 2018

velcroed

when you scrape your skin on velcro creating large scratch patch.

i just got velcroed on his shoes!

by guccigirl September 1, 2005

Velcros

Shoes with velcro fasten straps instead of shoe laces, ideal for getting naked at fast speeds in because you don't have to untie your shoes. Definitely a worthwhile purchase.

shoes footwear nudity Velcros

by Yung Corduroy September 19, 2010