Vitching

the internet dynamic of drawing attention to ones life by through U-tube videos and or Facebook posts of an announcement of a potential or existing malady, not necessarily life threatening. An effort to draw attention to and honor ones life. The term dedicated to a musician from Hastings on Hudson New York, an early pioneer of the dynamic.

"Charlie" decides to make his own vitching documentary video in which he vitches making veiled references to his potential demise.

by UNGRACEFUL GOODBYES July 23, 2011

velching

Eating your own jizz from your partner's pussy. From vagina felching.

I creampied in my girlfriend and spent the next half hour velching my semen.

by VelcherKing June 15, 2018

Vitching

the internet dynamic of drawing attention to ones life by through U-tube videos and or Facebook posts of an announcement of a potential or existing malady, not necessarily life threatening. In an effort to draw attention to and honor ones life. The term dedicated to musician from Hastings on Hudson New York, an early pioneer of the dynamic.

shortly after receiving bad news "Charlie" begins vitching bad news through the internet requesting that a documentary be made of his life.

"Charlie" decides to make his own vitching documentary video in which he vitches making veiled references to his potential death.

by UNGRACEFUL GOODBYES July 23, 2011

Vitchin'

An Adjective used to describe something or someone who is being random beyond any means necessary, causing total confusion and mind-fuckery. this could include conversations between a friend, pets behaving stupidly or companies claiming they now sell 'Chicken flavoured beef'.
Vitchin' can be used in any context as long as it is describing the insanity of the subject.

Dude! That convo we had last night was totally vitchin', i think we really confused Zoe.

Dad, can you stop the cat from eating its own face! its being vitchin'.

by Apocalypsi November 21, 2011

vetching

Vetching is when a man cums in another man's asshole and sucks it back out.

Dude, I was vetching my boyfriend last night and I think he liked it.

by randomman686 December 6, 2016

Ventching

The act of venting a problem and bitching about it at the same time.

In therapy today Jane Doe was ventching about her messed up life.

by YepIAmIt September 13, 2017

veltching

Using velcro to rip off pubic hair

How did you get it so bald did you use veltching?

by pdawgissigma April 12, 2024