Vegard

Vegard is a mouse that lives in the forest in Norway and eats childrens dreams if he catches them

oh shit a Vegard
oh fuck run

by anmerkning_mafia February 5, 2021

vegitard

A living creature, typically an enthusiastic young male, that has suffered moderate to severe brain damage as a result of habitual risk-taking behavior.

Greg wrecked his motorcycle, and he wasn't wearing a helmet. Now he's a vegitard.

by Brian Zachary January 4, 2009

Vegard

A Toxic Norwegian Dude who has huge ass forehead

Oh it's Vegard, he's soo toxic

by Essketit E April 22, 2019

Vetard

A militant vegan

Given that being vegan is a choice and not an actual necessity in civilised societies, vetards actually think that being vegan makes them intellectually superior. Can also be associated with the word "dumbass".

Mary: Fuck, I love being a militant vegan.

John: Please don't be such a vetard.

Mary: But I like being a militant vegan. What's a vetard anyway?

John: Someone who thinks that being vegan always makes you right.

Mary: But I am always right.

John: My point exactly.

by JEPC May 7, 2014

Vegard

Styg

Vegard very styg

by Adolfhitlerfan420 August 10, 2020

vegetardo

Pretending to be vegetarian but then eating meat regardless sometimes.

Dude 1: "She ate meat while being vegetarian."
Dude 2: "Yeah that's called a vegetardo."

by Sebi6000 April 20, 2022

Vegardinho

Vegardinho is a word/name used as a nickname for supersexy, megastrong, supersmart, megacool, awsome, icredibly skilled and talented ballers.

«Omfg do you see that superhot, megacool footballplayer?»

«Yea thats Vegardinho he’s just so awesome»

by Snoopdoggs August 12, 2022