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vaulted

When a secret or an important piece of information is confirmed safe with the person you have entrusted it with.
"Sarah, I want to tell you that I actually have a Spice Girls doll collection...and I brush their hair while listening to 'Wannabe'."

"Don't worry Stuart. It's totally vaulted."
by Sahara June 20, 2003
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Pole Vaulting

When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.
Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.
by CongoJack July 3, 2017
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Vaulted

To have the developers of fortnite remove a weapon from battle royale due to it being too op for reddit soyboys to not complain about. Normally the removed weapon is replaced with a less-cooler weapon like the fucking hunting rifle that is absolute trash and nobody asked for it.
Autistic guy: Fortnite vaulted the homing missile, reeeeeeeeeee!
Autistic guy 2: Well us reddit soyboys got butthurt and wanted it out because we can't build lol.
Autistic guy: EVERYBODY LIKED THE HOMING MISSILE, ITS FUCKING RETARDED THAT YOU GOYS GOT RID OF IT, IF THERE WAS A WEAPON TO GET RID OF IT SHOULD BE THE SUBMACHINE GUN, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Autistic guy 2: Change triggers me, i don't take major changes well, please be patient I have autism.
by PLAYERUNKNOWN May 29, 2018
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Pole Vaulter

(noun)- men or women who like to run with really long poles, cram them into holes, grip and rip their way to nosebleed heights, only to come back down to earth while wearing the skimpiest shorts ever. Theese people tend to be the hottest in the world.
Did you see that guy just pole vault? He beat the record and jumped 15 feet.

Damn that pole vauter is sexyyyyy!

A pole vaulters life is about getting high....vertically.
by awesomeninja22 August 2, 2009
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Underwater Pole Vaulting

verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.
My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.
by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013
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vaulting

A kick-ass sport that combines Gymnastic and Dance on horseback. Yes, two of the most dangerous sports in the world (horses and gymnastics, not dance). It takes much more strength and flexibility than throwing a ball around. Thats why everyone goes 'WOW!' when you tell them what it is.
*vaulter doing an arabesque on a cantering horse.*

person: ... *wets himself with excitement*

vaulting is sweet
by suketa August 4, 2006
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valtieri

A traditional family name meaning, "To lock away sorrow." Originating from Italy, a Valtieri is a respected and benevolent soul. While a Valtieri may seem unusually quiet and reserved, they hide their suffering behind a facade of true inner piece. Many instances, a Valtieri experiances something truly horrible. And that remains with them their entire life.
A Valtieri will long-suffer at the hands of others, because they do mot want others to suffer their same fate.
by iSweetInsanity April 7, 2014
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