vargus

someone who leads a double life, working in a shop by day but by night they fly to japan where they are known as the top assassin and is hired by the yakuza. be afraid.

policeman: what happened to your parents ting tong?
ting tong: vargus killed my dad and took my mum
policeman: o shit not again!!!

by ting tong69 January 8, 2009

Varius

To be extremely drunk; extreme partying to the point of blackouts and memory loss. Partying like a rock star (without being one) while wearing ridiculous clothing such as Leopard fur pants.

Yo man, I was so Varius last night, I woke up with my body outside an elevator and it opening and closing on my head all night.

by KeithCR October 28, 2008

varksys

a cool ass editor and player for alot of cod teams

"that varksys guy is amazing at call of duty"

by varksys June 29, 2021

Varushka

Cool girl yet very very mysterious, and unpredictable(it will take a lot to figure her out) probably one of the coolest girls you'd ever meet. Although she wont hesitate to put you in your place if you cross the lines. Irresistible beauty. Someone who doesn't address rumors, doesn't care what people think. Comes of as intimidating and cold when you first see her. She is an introvert. The type of friend that seems like they dont care but prolly the mom of the group. Has a resting bitch face. But overall a sweetheart behind close doors, if you walk up to her you'll see the cutest smile ever, one of the most perfect girlfriend a man can ever have, not to mention wifey material *debby ryan smirk*, calm and understanding, looks like a lost puppy most of the time, she can be somewhat shy, its best you stay on Varushka's good side.

girl 1: "i just made eye contact with that girl, she seemed like she was gonna pull my eyes out. what a bitch"
girl 2: "hmm yeah, she doesn't look approachable at all"
girl 3: "no she isn't all that, I bumped into her a while a go, sweetest girl everrr, she made sure I got that coffee stain of my shirt"

friend: *send pic of outfit*"soooooooooo how do i look"
Varushka: "you like shit, change the fit"

friend: "im hungry, come cook for me pweeeseeee🥺"
Varushka: "istg if you talk like that one more time i will slap the shit out of you, and I'll be there by 6😒"

by ScullyandCo. April 21, 2022

Uncle Varus

An absolute GOAT.

Person 1:You seen that kid's Uncle Varus?
Person 2: Yeah he's a great guy!

by TheTruth164 December 25, 2020

A'Varius

Strong blsck man doesn't give it but takes it.... up the butt clap* clap* type shit. Usually short around 5'4. Loves acting straight but is actually on the spectrum

A'varius tried to attack me.

by TheBackDemolisher April 12, 2022

pumpkin varvus

The inside of a pumpkin

That pussy smells like pumpkin varvus

by PauliePoo June 3, 2006