vandenbosch

Usually a guy from Holland Mi, who obsessively washes his Buick on Sunday before NFL Football and is known for yelling obscenities to himself after he finds rust on the driver side quarter panel.

"hey, you see that VandenBosch washing his car again?? what an asshole!"

by dutcho July 26, 2016

vandenburgh

A bunch of slayers who slay races religions everything and everyone who don't have Vandenburgh in their name

Vandenburghs aren't racists they are just different

by WhiteGorilla53 January 8, 2018

vankerouac

A rich, entitled, generally (but not necessarily) white male who has "broken free of society" to live in a luxury Sprinter-type "van" in order to pursue various extreme sports at a relatively low level. They are generally seen drinking gourmet coffee while working on their personal branding, spraying questionable beta to anyone within earshot, and shouting "send it!" on beginner routes. See also douchebag, jerry.

Ugh, the Buttermilks are full of vankerouacs triple padding the Ironman Traverse today. Let's go to the Sads.

I wish that vankerouac would spend more time actually climbing the route and less time posing for shots for their Instagram. Other people would like to try it.

by pooridgeboy April 2, 2019

vanker

Wanker with a german accent. But I use it in chat rooms to get away with saying wanker without it getting filtered.

Guy - Up Urs Vanker!

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

vanenis

Like a Venus-Fly Trap, this genital deformity is A fully developed vagina with a penis arising from the vaginal orifice. So, when you open it up, an erect penis shoots out. Often giving you a black eye (if oral sex was the plan).

Chris: Hey man, watch out for Cami, I totally heard that she's gotta Vanenis.
Matt: Yeah, I know. HOw'd you think I got this black eye?
Chris: It's ok man, we all make mistakes.
*Matt begins to cry.

by tifroc April 24, 2008

Valkenburg Mirror

The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.

*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...

by Mark Murray - WOW Champion December 22, 2008

Vankempen

One who loves music, oftenly referred to as a "band geek". Has a lot of friends, but they always pick on him. Vankempen's usually start out with all the girls then lose all of them at once.

Vankempen- I LOVE SAXAPHONES!!!!

Everyone-We know!!

by Gk28 April 4, 2010