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Your personality;you as a person.
Don't attack my vanity.
vanity by Jimmy January 21, 2004
Shimmered & glistening, the pimply, akward teens that shop or the clothing store. Filled with clothes you will fill goodwill with someday are:
froggy pj's
scandalous mini boob tube tops
or cheap pleather ensembles
everything a middle school child would want
Alice: whoa! cole where did you get those mad hops
Cole: oo you mean my froggy p.j's
Yeah my shit is hype
Alice: ooo your sooooo vain
Cole: no....Vanity...boooo yaaa! word
Vanity by Trashlee June 26, 2007
When Adisco beats everyone and gets to the finals only to chop last.
Adisco is the new definition for Vanity.
Vanity by gob3master July 5, 2018
She is an incredibly smart person. She is funny as well. If you tell her a bad thing than she will come with a comeback at you. Anyways she is the smartest girl you will ever meet.
Person 1: Hey that girl is so smart in EVERYTHING

Person 2: Oh her... her name is Vanity. Yes! She is very smart.
Vanity by brklyn_nicole April 5, 2020
Vanity is when you are selfish and feel like you are better than other people
Vanity by CrazyNorwegian May 22, 2020

vanity wipe 

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.
Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out
vanity wipe by DaveHill February 13, 2008