Valentines Day 

A scam made by the greeting card company

Boy gives girl $9 singing card, $15 bear, and $30 Godiva chocolates fom Hallmark.....

Valentines Day by Brandi February 18, 2007

Valentines Day 

AKA International 'crying and masturbating' day.

It's Valentines Day, so I'll have a little wank and a little cry.

Valentines Day by Crunch Buckets February 9, 2008

valentines day 

A day in witch people with a broken heart from a relationship ending with in a week befor it get drunk and pass out so they don't have to feel the pain.

I got my bottle

valentines day by corey d February 18, 2007

valentines day 

A Day created by Satan and the greeting card companies.

Satan:Hmmm... how can I make the world an even worse place, Hmm... I KNOW! I'll make a day to make all single people feel like shit by pretending it's about love.
Greeting card company: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! we'll call it valentines Day.

valentines day by the only smart person in the world February 18, 2007

Valentines Day 

Probably the dumbest day of the year. You desperatly spend money for something for someone you don’t like very much to pretend there is something there you know is not.

I hate Valentines Day just because I'm single. It's another reason to hate my life.

Valentines Day by [e-mail] January 3, 2008

valentines day 

A stupid day on February 14th, that is totally commercialistic and has no value to those who are single. Love Sucks.

Fred and Jill were walking down the hall holding hands. All of a sudden someone kicks them and mutters "Love Sucks"

valentines day by Nikki February 18, 2007

valentines day 

Quite possibly the most loaded bullshit holiday ever, who came up with this shit? no seriously who? if i wanna get my girl something i do when ever i want, not just on a "certian day in february" what is that shit. The winter sucks any way.

valentines day is just loaded bullshit, thanks.

valentines day by MYNAMEIST February 18, 2007