vaginamony 

Paying money for a vagina you no longer have access to. It's like selling your car and having to still paying the insurance even though someone else is driving it now.

Because the man worked hard and his wife was lazy, he got sick of it and left her. Now she won't need a job for years because she can live comfortably off vaginamony.

vaginamony by coder April 18, 2005

Vaginadinaphobia

The fear of performing oral sex on a female(s)

Elton John is a vaginadinaphobic.

I was going to eat out this chick, but I have vaginadinaphobia.

Vaginadinaphobia by Vaginadiner July 11, 2009

Vaginement 

when women are frequently in close proximity to each other and their periods become coinciding.

Abused Guy: Shit, these chicks are being total biatches today.... Oh wait.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused guy: It's vaginement.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused Guy: Vaginneeeemmeeennnnttt!!!

Vaginement by obfooley February 11, 2010

Vaginade 

Slang for "Pussy Juice". Pour it in a cup, put some ice in it and drink dat shit up!

"Maria opened up a vaginade stand to compete with her brothers penisauce stand across the street"

Vaginade by Zino July 21, 2003

vaginahead 

When someone's being an idiot or moron. Also, if someone is being annoying.

"Dude, shut up. You're such a vaginahead!"

vaginahead by Ariana April 4, 2005

Vaginamancy 

The ability of a woman to control a situation simply by benefit of being female.

In order to get help moving heavy boxes, Lorraine had to exercise some serious vaginamancy

Vaginamancy by centricity October 15, 2010

Vaginacne 

When the vaginal area is surrounded by acne, making it unable to penetrate.

Nate: Oh yeah, Justine is so hot, I'd fuck her so hard.
Joe: No way dude, that vaginacne turns me off

Vaginacne by Rogerzz August 5, 2011