vaged

Used in the same way as pooned, refering to gettin 'owned', but by poontang!

Dude i just got vaged!

by Pussylover12 October 24, 2007

Vageda

A man with a large dick who loves to eat a lot a vagina.

Man: "Fuck me that bloke can eat a pussy"
Woman: "See the size of his cock... Fucking huge!"
Man: "That bloke is the maddest Vageda I've ever seen!"

by BillyBob696969 September 5, 2011

Vageye-level

When a girl's skirt is so short, you can see her vagina.

Sally suddenly regretted wearing a vageye-level skirt to the bowling alley. Her teammates, however, felt rather differently.

by Socalsal82 September 6, 2013

Vagedgie

A wedgie is when your undies get all bunched in between your butt cheeks, so therefore, a vagedie is when your undies get bunched up in your vajayjay, or your cookie. Very uncomfortable if i may say so myself...

*some guy goes and gives a girl a frontal wedgie* "OUCH! I have a major vagedgie now!!! It's ridin' way up there!"

by Loulouuu17 November 5, 2010

Vagery

Everything associated with vaginas such as tampons; vaginal sex; giving birth; etc...

"Oh look, there's a new vagery department at Boot's, they sell things such as feminax and tampons."

"Excuse me could you point me to the vagery section"?
- "Of course madam, just this way"

"Yes, I will let you and your boyfriend stay round for a few nights, but I shan't accept any vagery in these premises!"

Women bleeding once a month is a load of vagery!

*Walks into a strip club*- "WHAT IS THIS VAGERY?"

by abdyr June 25, 2014

vagedi

Portmanteau of "vaginal jedi": a woman who has a strange power over men and usually gets whomever she wants but uses her forces for good. Often she is an extroverted nerd or geek whose sexual prowess is surprising.

She arrived at the party in a WoW tshirt and black-rimmed nerd glasses. She left with the hottest guy there and 3 others' gamertags. A true vagedi.

by Aashe November 13, 2011

vagedgie

panties or bathingsuite that is engulfed by the massive vagina because of all the drug/food abuse and dirty sex

a ladie at the beach that is wearing a one piece bathingsuite who had a vagedgie

by drew lane June 18, 2006