vertical vacuuming

sucking up, the act of ingratiating oneself with someone to get what you want.

he got the job by vertical vacuuming the boss

by F. Lopez June 7, 2007

Vacuumin

The term given to the act of sexual intercourse with a vacuum cleaner.

You'll never guess what, that boy likes Vacuumin, how queer!

by Timmmmmyyyy December 7, 2006

vacuuming

masturbation with a vacuum

why is there white stains on the vacuum?
cus james was vacuuming himself

by craig March 12, 2003

vacumming

when you suck up semen back inside like you would with a strand of saliva from your mouth, as if your penis was a vacuum hose.

i thought he was going to get his spunk in my hair, but it turned out that he knew the art of vacumming.

by the pooptart October 21, 2012

Vacuuming the lizard

v.

1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob

To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.

by Spambo April 1, 2009

vacuuming the backyard

When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess

I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!

Oh while your friends were in town?

Yup!

What does vacuuming the backyard mean?

Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.

But what does it mean?

You really don't want to know.

Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!

by Trevyamo August 15, 2023

vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024