vendome

A happy place where the flowers grow and the NIGGAS GET SHOT WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK JOSH SUCKING HIS DADS HUGE BBC NIGGAS WANKING IN THE STREETS AND CUMING ON FAKE COPS ARRESTING NIGGAS ALL OVER VENDOME

GO TO VENDOME AND YOU WILL BE SHOT UP BY THE REAL NIGGA KFC EATING JOSHUA DURRETE-SMITH

by josh= true nigga April 18, 2017

vendome

Safe happy place. Come visit when you can. All whites no blacks no armed robberies. House always safe. Once you enter you will be greeted by a nice man named josh who definitely does not smell bad. He smells very amazing. After you enter smell the flower because they definitely weren't shot down and burned. Joshua will take you to nice humble house and will 100% NOT try to rape you.

Vendome is not what it seems nigga.

by josh'sbully January 22, 2018

Vendorfest

When the majority of people attending an event/festival are the "vendors" so it becomes a Vendorfest.

Vendorfest when other vendors prop up your takings at an event

Mannnn, that was other "Vendorfest"

by Mrs.p.420 May 28, 2023

Lost Taco Vendor

A hilarious alias of some lawyer living in Salt Lake City, Utah. He unofficially commentates, via Twitter, several sports events; mostly for the Utah Jazz, Utah Utes Basketball, and Real Salt Lake (soccer). He also commentates on the show, the Bachelorette.

He's cynical, sarcastic, and funny as hell. He likes to flirt with random girls on Twitter, but will never reveal his identity to anyone.

"Did you see Lost Taco Vendor's last tweet?"
"Man, who is that guy?!"

by Science-is-sexy December 18, 2012

Vendofuck

Vendofuck - referring to a specific technique used by robots in their multilayered "War On Humans”. Designed as an act of psychological terrorism, the robots intend to break the morale of the humans by promising to dispense delightful snack foodstuffs at reasonable prices only to renege on the deal at the last moment. The failure to honor the implied contract may manifest itself in differing ways including the denial of said foodstuffs, or delivering an alternative item of much lower appeal (e.g. Andy Capp’s Hot Chili Cheese Fries).

“Hey! That machine just vendofucked me out of $1.25!”

“This vendofucking must end! What the hell is an OnYum?”

by TheShorn December 23, 2011

Vendor

Drug Dealer - One whom is in the business of dealing drugs.

"Hey are you a vendor?"
"Yeah I've been doing a lot of vending recently"

by Old Gregg69 July 29, 2012

Hotdog Vendor

The act of pushing someone down on their stomach, removing their pants, laying your penis along their butt crack and whispering into their ear: "I can rape you anytime I want."

If Paul keeps up with that attitude, he may need a Hotdog Vendor to bring him down a peg.

by JohnCocktoasten February 24, 2014