Utard

A combo of the words Utah and Mormon. A modern day version of 'the wheat and the tares' story. A Utard is a "tare" that grows up among the "wheat". They don't really know much about their religion but float along following the rules to fit-in in the Utah society.

We have 113 active priests in our ward, but half of them are utards.

by Jack Kelly June 24, 2004

Utard

Some one who puts retarded stuff on utube, some one who spends too much time watching retarded stuff on utube.

Mikie was up all night watching stupid junk on Utube and now can hardly talk, what an Utard,

by Yorkie Stomper July 5, 2008

Utard

An uninformed person from Utah

You can't expect a utard to vote for progress

by dee space November 20, 2020

Utard

Portmanteau of “Utah” and “Retard”. The full Utah package wrapped up into one person.

Utahans that speak with a Utah accent, drive like a methed up gorilla, most the time are Republican conservatives, really like the second amendment, and are often horrible workaholics.

Although a lot of the time Mormans make up most of athe Utard populace, it isn’t exclusive to them.

“It’s arc-tic circle! Not ar-dic circle! Quit talking like a Utard!”

by TicAss December 20, 2021