Ungenuine

Originating from South East Asia, the term was originally used as an antithesis to describe a person/friend who wasn't "Genuine".

ie) Someone who merely acts like a friend but has a constant hidden agenda. A friend who is ungenuine would likely not keep in touch over a period of time only to hit you up out of the blue because it turns out they actually need something from you.

Ungenuine can also be used to describe someone who treats women with disrespect, fools around with multiple women in a given sitting at a given location (usually an aggressive type), untrustworthy, is overly sensitive about jokes, and is otherwise not a person who the rest of the group is fond of.

1. "Man, Lin just hit me up. I havent heard from that guy forever, he told me he was gonna be in town next week and asked if he could crash for a few days. That guy is so ungenuine.."

2. "Don't invite Tony to your kegger, he's so ungenuine.. He never pitches to bring any booze and always invites like 50 randos.."

3. "My bunk-mate came home last night with a girl, woke me up and tried to kick me out of the room so he could bang her on the bottom bunk.. That guy is such an ungenuine POS."

by Some Mr. Montgomery July 27, 2013

Urned

v. to be hit, pummeled, thwonked, clobbered, punched, walloped, bopped, slapped, or smacked down with an urn.

Patty: He just hit her with the bottle that her father's ashes are in!
Rinaldo: Oooh, she just got urned!

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The funeral was quite docile until Uncle Franklin accidentally urned Grandma Beatrice.

by sarahjakethejew June 7, 2010

ungee

the social situation in which you find it impossible to remove your own wedgie.

An almost permanent wedgie

I was in such an ungee yesterday whilst in the queue at sainsbury's, i had to leave to avoid embarrassment.

by Petricia and Morticia May 19, 2008

Ungettoable

also Unget2able

A one work phrase for "I can't get to this certain place under any circumstances"

The White House is Ungettoable to many people because it has so much security.

by I cant get there March 21, 2009

Urges

Strong desires to engage in sexual relations with another.

The reason I avoid hanging out with you is because I have urges.

by Storytime May 24, 2013

urge to splurge

When one can no longer hold thy liquids in his body and must have them released.

In school I get the urge to splurge so I whip out my cock and get started

by White chocolate 2325 April 17, 2014

resist the urge

Just say, NO!
Avoid the temptation
Relax, don't do it ...
Take a cold shower.
Mebbe later.

"John Mark Karl, the despicable human being that he is, was able to RESIST THE URGE ( if you believe even a shred of his horrible claim to have been 'present when JonBenet Ramsey died'."

"We must RESIST THE URGE to enact laws criminalizing fraudulent confession hoaxes or alleged "intentions of evil".

But killing civilians in 'holy war' and disturbing the peace of innocent minds by systematically causing injury of threat or terror, should be quashed by the fullest extent of all civilized law and power. ...

"We've RESISTED THE URGE for long enough. I say 'NUKEM'.",

by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006