palate for upholstery

When you have a particular fondness of the taste of carpet in your mouth, also known as a rug muncher or a lesbian.

Wow, look at that girl with the short spikey hair, she definitely has a palate for upholstery

by juleybee December 14, 2010

uphostery

A type of material only craig is allowed to clean, usually found under the nut sack of another mans balls

Craig lifted up the ball sack to clean the uphostery

by Craigdildo March 14, 2022

upholstered

Overweight, obese, tubby. May refer to a man or woman. A person who would qualify as a hippo could be refered to as being "well upholstered."

He is so upholstered that a heart attack is imminent.

by Bill Peters October 14, 2006

upholstered

To be so high you become one with the couch.

Man after i smoked that blunt, i was upholstered.

by Big8ball September 23, 2016

upholsturbate

To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.

I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. All that swedish furniture makes me want upholsturbate.

by Brown6678 April 22, 2008

upholstered

obese, fat, plump, overwieght

If you were not so upholstered you would fit in the seats better.

by Light Joker November 3, 2006

upolestery

A dude's "cushion" of pubic-hair dat surrounds his "column".

Anytime a guy brags about his nice "upolestery", I ask him if da "carpet matches da drapes".

by QuacksO August 16, 2025