unmojovated

The act of declining obvious interest from the opposite sex because your significant other is in near proximity

Bro, this girl totally wants to do me but I'm so unmojovated because my girl is sitting on the other side of the bar.

by luthifer November 7, 2009

Unmortirepeatablistically

Adverb: describing the way of philosophers that believe in the impossibility of the act of repeating life or resurrection

We are unmortirepeatablistically cautious around dangerous places

by Obiwan723 January 22, 2021

unmod

The best part of Kraptastica, imho.

Unmod is a good place to post threads about nothing.

by Jess April 25, 2004

Unmop

This is when somebody's hair has grown long and starts to look like a "mop" however they manage to style it or get it cut so that their hair no longer looks like a "mop"

Damm that dude called nate is so fit now that he is unmop

by Dotty123 May 29, 2020

unmothafuckinbelievable

An event, action, or result that is hard for a human of normal thought to process.

That bitch cheated on me, with my best friend? Unmothafuckinbelievable.

or.

Unmothafuckinbelievable, my son can't be gay.

by jamaal.a.manic April 30, 2009

unmolested

Not pestered or molested; left in peace.

The bully let the kid go unmolested.

by Rock :) May 4, 2020

Unmom

What happened to Bambi.

A: I heard you got unmomed, my condolences.
B: Thanks, you too.

by BambiDeservedIt April 9, 2023